I have not blog for long time. Nothing much to post recently. Found some jokes on http://funshun.com/

Longest Word
TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

Plural of baby
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !

At once
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!

Frog learning foreign language
Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

Frog in McDonald
Teacher: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Pupil: French flies and a diet Croak

Cat Family
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

Big Zero
TEACHER:Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
Pupil: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

I have not blog for long time. Nothing much to post recently. Found some jokes on http://funshun.com/

Longest Word
TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

Plural of baby
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !

At once
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!

Frog learning foreign language
Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

Frog in McDonald
Teacher: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Pupil: French flies and a diet Croak

Cat Family
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

Big Zero
TEACHER:Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
Pupil: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !